I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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