The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've blown a few things in my day
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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