we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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