I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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