That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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