Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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