Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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