we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
