She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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