Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
seriously i just wanna be friends
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I enjoy the company of your penis
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