I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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