Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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