You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I have post one night stand depression
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