When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
pray to the hookup gods
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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