i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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