omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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