You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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