yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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