It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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