What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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