Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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