I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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