Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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