the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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