Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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