Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My vagina just recognized that song.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Everclear isn't food dammit
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
