I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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