What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
