Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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