i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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