what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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