At least make sure they are 18
Why
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
