I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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