Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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