yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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