OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
