So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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