i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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