She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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