the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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