i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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