doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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