I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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