Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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