just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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