btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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