Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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