You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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