As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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