If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Randomize
