You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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