So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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