Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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