With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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